Cars and Rabbits

What do you call a man with seven rabbits? Someone who should have appreciated the wisdom of the saying: 'breeding like rabbits' a lot more.

You start with one. Sold to you as a girl. Until she start humping your leg, and carefull examination reveals, that this a male specimin.

As he grew bigger, it became clear he was a personality. He eats, learns not to chew the electric wires, and not to urinate on your leg. The basics for any good housetrained pet. His neck became hairy like a lion, trying to live up to his sort, the bearded rabbit.
Now I understand most people do not see the need to train your annimals not to wee on you. Let me ellaborate. We were sitting on the bed, me, the wife and our rabbit, looking at brochures for a company car. (Studies show that rabbits who live in groups live longer than solitary animals, cause they need group interaction to stimulate their brains. Basically, being bored kils them.) So we asked the rabbit what car he prefered. He responded by putting his butt on a certain brochure.
Not my favorite.
When I told him so, he stuck his butt in the air, and pissed on my leg.

Cars, it's a man's thing, most of the time.