Email hazards
Workplace romances are dangerous. The drama after the inevitable break-up, trying to hide it from other co-workers and/or your partner at home... Not for me. Of course, I can see the adventure in it, and I heard that having a quickie in the office supply room is really exiting, and that it adds another dimension to the game if you Xerox your partners but while doing the deed, but I never found the time for that. Can’t be bothered. As far as I now at least.
Cause one time at a previous company, somebody used my emailacount/adress to send some steamy emails to an attractive female co-worker of mine, with apparently some very interesting suggestions. I guess I was lucky, cause she was actually interested. I mean., she didn't report me for sexual intimidation. Instead, she let me know at a personnel meeting that she was potentially interested in my proposals.
I guess it takes a better man than me to look very intelligent, when a woman tells you that she didn't mind those x-rated mails you were sending (that you didn't), and was considering too perform the lewd acts that you tried her to perform. The proposals you never made. (Trust me, in a situation like that, your mind will project a stream of ideas that would be shocking to any age group, and get you jailed in most countries. This does not help you look like you don’t have a clue what she is talking about. Even if you really don’t have a clue)
In the end I managed to convince her that the mails were not send by me.
That was the last thing I heared about it. As far as identity theft goes, it is not a shocking tale. No obvious harm was done, no credit cards pillaged.
Maybe. Cause when tried to get back to that company, I received a rather cold standard letter saying I didn't fit the profile. From a person that I used to know, so for all I know, I am known there as the guy who sends out proposals to co-workers for some after hours spanking sessions on the reception desk (to be booked as overtime, of course). Now if I was in a profession like fashion or advertising, or TV (preferably the Italian broadcasting system), I could at least entertain myself by picturing this when I am bored.
I work IT.
Cause one time at a previous company, somebody used my emailacount/adress to send some steamy emails to an attractive female co-worker of mine, with apparently some very interesting suggestions. I guess I was lucky, cause she was actually interested. I mean., she didn't report me for sexual intimidation. Instead, she let me know at a personnel meeting that she was potentially interested in my proposals.
I guess it takes a better man than me to look very intelligent, when a woman tells you that she didn't mind those x-rated mails you were sending (that you didn't), and was considering too perform the lewd acts that you tried her to perform. The proposals you never made. (Trust me, in a situation like that, your mind will project a stream of ideas that would be shocking to any age group, and get you jailed in most countries. This does not help you look like you don’t have a clue what she is talking about. Even if you really don’t have a clue)
In the end I managed to convince her that the mails were not send by me.
That was the last thing I heared about it. As far as identity theft goes, it is not a shocking tale. No obvious harm was done, no credit cards pillaged.
Maybe. Cause when tried to get back to that company, I received a rather cold standard letter saying I didn't fit the profile. From a person that I used to know, so for all I know, I am known there as the guy who sends out proposals to co-workers for some after hours spanking sessions on the reception desk (to be booked as overtime, of course). Now if I was in a profession like fashion or advertising, or TV (preferably the Italian broadcasting system), I could at least entertain myself by picturing this when I am bored.
I work IT.
posted by Captain Fabulous at 2:03 PM
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